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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'3 c! J# H1 X: S& c8 `
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,! P# ^0 w( S) d: ]+ q. s6 h; I9 I
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
) x* l, i: k' W2 U' i" ^Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
0 w3 C; o7 u# y$ O* j6 RGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
3 I `7 D6 k. z5 j! GAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
; ^! }8 Z, j/ a. F0 a4 l$ @* u( QSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had* G' t8 p5 B: l8 S! d7 l8 h" T
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
$ U0 i. u$ L* N j+ VSweat pants and was pleasant all the time. I: v& f6 p1 M3 a
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