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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'3 c! J# H1 X: S& c8 `
The girl said: NO!'
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,! P# ^0 w( S) d: ]+ q. s6 h; I9 I
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
) x* l, i: k' W2 U' i" ^Had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
0 w3 C; o7 u# y$ O* j6 RGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
3 I  `7 D6 k. z5 j! GAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
; ^! }8 Z, j/ a. F0 a4 l$ @* u( QSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had* G' t8 p5 B: l8 S! d7 l8 h" T
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
$ U0 i. u$ L* N  j+ VSweat pants and was pleasant all the time.  I: v& f6 p1 M3 a
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The End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
老柳教车
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
: |: l5 a8 F  ]6 R+ K( p1 U  gWhat does this story mean?
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Meaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表
) K/ D. R- C# p( G& N/ `3 H5 DHuh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 6 Q9 {; ]" E1 i$ V9 a3 Y- E! g
What does this story mean?

0 g. x; f" U0 _7 l老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny- P$ m" K/ P: n) v% b) m
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...5 [% m+ x  ]5 P$ H
And her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...7 I* R9 H# I7 Z1 Y+ l
And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...
7 b7 T5 K5 m; Q1 nAnd her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表
9 a  U, N( r: @What does this story mean?

) M& B  ~. @, l7 R1 S) Dyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表 7 f& O; {3 O& \. @/ z
you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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* w: f2 ]7 `$ x) T5 U赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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8 P4 L; R8 D' a* D+ c& G! Z老杨的这句英文说的好
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Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
老柳教车
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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