UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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, e# [* o. W% q( f% p+ Q% _& c8 FWhat can I do?

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Desperate Housewife

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Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,
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0 z5 r) W7 [5 N! }First keep in mind:
0 O: H% w- e3 [( E6 a* c* f8 m, JBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

, X+ x5 n: v, ?$ q% ^But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

4 Y8 _3 f# J2 @2 rLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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) n: }) B6 H! m1 e& h7 yWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

. u1 X- T8 I$ J" F+ y8 }# aIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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Good Luck,
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