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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash, O& s; j6 e R/ h( l3 ^2 P
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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/ m7 E( X3 y" H1 rThe Man Song / V1 h+ n$ i, T3 }
by Sean Morey
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
3 r" c/ X& e+ ?( O, |I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. + U' `6 Q p H- m
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".+ Y2 i% T& K( z$ l: H/ K
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.2 B( Q2 k# ~( ~; Q) \
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.0 ^/ A, U' A5 K Y, ^
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.* E- s& e& z S5 k- u
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
- \6 h& o! Y" ~/ q4 Z'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.# b* p+ v) K I8 y0 D
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.1 s" Z/ ]* N# ~/ d
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.3 R u+ R; q) B; z0 r. H
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
. y' h( t2 z# l) v1 a4 \% jI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.! d% E& ?0 ^$ |% G6 }
/ m* T: D' h$ d. S+ m6 L$ X1 r7 DAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.: R9 I2 [ b- Z5 ?7 c2 M d$ g
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
. R4 v0 p! d9 J! ?0 ^Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.* z- V' q b( r; I+ r: C' K
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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