Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
5 \2 K6 i$ Z, k7 P* r- a0 Kweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
) \- Q0 M! m" f5 d) M, [# CI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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/ k. [+ j5 {- p! Q2 MThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

2 J( L+ m+ V& @( }The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
2 y2 i5 b) x! l2 T! Y+ q, B1 g  hdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
' R$ ~- s3 J9 t- `& m5 y' s: O6 _smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........