A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
windows, then began to leave the deli, the
manager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!"

* R% Z1 S7 e9 Q0 zThen the panda said "Hey!

# L6 c/ B' m  R$ o0 T, G6 DI'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the

0 }3 x3 o" s1 _6 A, u3 }& Zmanager got home, he did. The dictionary
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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

"Eats shoots and leaves"
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shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
  ?6 e' E0 }* a. G% c6 E0 D觉的是个扣字眼的笑话.
不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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"Eats shoots and leaves"
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4 P  ~0 m+ Z+ y' [  [: M# Q. Zshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
  [. u9 c( z7 e; E4 j& Tleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
* M% ^  {+ W; n* y. m8 B9 A这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

Right on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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"Eats shoots and leaves"
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+ {- R( {/ e+ X: |/ A$ mshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

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! a) T7 K/ x) I- o" a, M% ghow smart you are!
I was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
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Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
fuuny
old joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

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propeller

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Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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8 ]4 P7 ~# W; J4 X; D0 n1 N( @what's the next?

jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

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