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7 _+ n/ G/ R1 Z [" F6 VTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
$ p. R: D ]4 m" w6 Z9 S+ [! p& tMaria: Here it is.
5 F5 `9 `2 G& l q: j8 Q9 STeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
# b5 @' n. w0 j$ @% G+ UClass: Maria. 1 U$ n# _! |0 x' P9 c
4 G% y9 s$ t& L- N0 @) c4 ~Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
/ N* L6 p+ X \5 oJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" y5 X! d2 h9 ]6 b2 cGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" : G. k6 p; I" h( F& P3 c0 {
Teacher: No, that's wrong
0 D+ C3 x# i2 h) [6 hGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 6 X1 T- L5 r' ` F
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? ( A o+ U% g; P8 i$ B; X: s0 _; G
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 5 j9 e1 o# o0 v: G5 }
Teacher: What are you talking about?
( @- c, Q! z! \Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. , j0 P: c* a: M/ `. F0 m
. L+ B6 \8 K: Q c% NTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ m% D3 R$ ]- B. Y8 l% R1 UWinnie: Me! 5 j& h' j, J! l% ]8 n
: ]7 [5 l" x' t0 WTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? & W; s0 n0 }8 X
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
! A6 T7 Y# g# ]& z& T O) [Millie: I is...
* P7 Y1 T% M: a. Y5 t0 z& v+ L. `Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." ' Z2 M3 N! w! ^1 i
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? - I0 a# ~! W4 P. k
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ! u! z5 o' n1 W: t! G9 ] \
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 h& w0 C1 u' T+ T: N( g% HSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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2 P) t, {: }) t' k6 L% LTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
. @7 h' j+ O. {% ]! _Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. & S; Q+ U, u# K$ _4 ]) U. ? i
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ; _( ]! [3 r! W
Harold: A teacher * `$ V3 g5 {: q9 w+ w+ x& ?
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