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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
3 b6 ^* i5 O9 E+ E6 \Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.* i; L+ v1 O- R1 ~& |; i
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
& D/ A/ a: D) Ufamily was invited over to see the baby.
# R% R/ }5 @) w3 f8 ]' D& qBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk  b: J! V9 l" z, F
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.) ?, u/ O' H: m# p6 n. \
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
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would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
& t8 x& Z5 W6 n3 C( _7 nLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
# |" y) \8 H0 U% j: I3 ~6 hWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful6 m  v; V5 H* U! }& f  p3 B# p
baby.'
8 [3 M0 M! y  l+ x  n4 {! KThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
" h- P! `1 `  x. U9 S7 B- }Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
  l( k3 H4 a" @: f9 P* hlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
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/ u$ k- V/ r( A1 s) g1 m'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said5 O8 G8 c% _% j
he has 20/20 vision.'/ o0 r2 c. L- }7 [# L
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he6 T5 v% C1 U; L6 ~: d0 B
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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