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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I1 A; b# b1 J! Z3 F# ?. E! X a* c
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
& y$ A2 \/ m$ F0 G. Aonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.' d- h9 u* o! D, `
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
7 r; E$ _" W7 i( Q6 H/ ftight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down1 t) V( N, q, Z1 J
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be( b4 A3 f3 W) X# Y; Z+ ^5 b
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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7 R$ ]7 h# b* O6 r4 s$ IOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come) o8 r/ a9 S- i# j3 Q* C. o
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
' {. l: [# m# T9 T. ?3 M9 mwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
# g! X( e' d- Dovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and1 S* W# W3 N4 {% v D4 {1 s: V" R
committed my life to her sister.3 x) d1 |5 `9 K) P2 T4 {
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She( G4 ~5 G2 {5 I; }
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild+ h# j# D$ ]# N r
fling, just come up and get me."& b. J# U% \9 ]5 B" x$ b( Y. P
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; i5 P8 O; b; S" A( f' z3 aI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
/ Z4 Q" w4 C; Mthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
" B$ f9 Z) B3 ` Gstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing1 D# O. v6 x- \' n) H' U! a+ O% y
outside, all clapping!( e& d0 Y/ d% j+ ~" n, T
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and( J/ Y1 }" s8 a Y4 Q5 G
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't) p1 K8 ^+ f( H# }" u
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."5 s/ t& v2 j4 M+ k
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% j% O9 }* |: MAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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