 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
5 e2 @2 b1 N% _9 L
3 w* U' ?/ i; m; II was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I S; T1 b; E: R
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was: ~ B7 C O$ g. c) @ v
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
B( l' H. i, e7 z5 o+ i8 w% t4 t; J( P* G( ]6 t
' H" }* \( h M% r$ A0 f9 ^1 c* G8 [" Z) d
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very" p! j7 T+ V- ]; S2 A4 X" ? }2 z
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
* D% b0 c% c6 c8 R6 y5 T# Bwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be! k/ N& k7 i/ }3 M+ O; L# I
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
6 q* K# d. K4 e' q. R; T" g" P H% D9 O! L# f
5 f9 l" ]# y( a' _! c* S6 [4 d
- b' v. |9 G" T+ k/ J3 W
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come! {& L g V- v5 S e9 h+ Y
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she; E2 m/ K d7 K1 e, z/ ^: E
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't- t+ X+ R( \" k/ _' v
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
* V0 E9 x: @. ?. d+ ^4 j* z' N! s: Ncommitted my life to her sister.
, E: _- b1 D- B/ N( k% {9 k
) p* d5 c, Y% i: q1 @6 K
7 U$ l5 F4 r% c/ d5 I! I' u1 f& J! n1 O/ N3 }
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She4 c$ d1 u; W K0 }
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild2 ^! f8 W- [8 |4 o$ v
fling, just come up and get me."& l* S; p! a- g" Y, O! G, L
: M6 }0 I/ D9 z, m! T. |. v- D
8 J. j4 P* U6 s- @6 \8 p- n( I" u; B" O; \6 p( V
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
) ]; I. Z3 n7 D0 V8 s. bthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
, ^! F. t- f* W. w. E9 g0 |- rstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards9 Y* a6 B9 X' \/ c8 |1 g+ Y. W
my car.% G, P1 }3 i0 O% w
7 }* W- M3 D9 o9 {8 L
- S) @7 O3 O t+ H$ k' a
* H/ H& z5 O( t9 T& ~$ ^To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
, w7 m) G+ t2 I% L- N) Qoutside, all clapping!
) d/ v( C5 V$ `5 S4 u% L+ m
( \$ }& b! r4 s7 I% C5 G0 \/ x1 W$ V0 D8 L
4 z6 s! E, D7 {" R6 ?4 b5 t9 VWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and5 K7 e( ?0 b: b/ G+ [) S9 ?
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't" g+ g5 h: K6 ^" h* b
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."9 g/ g/ ^" _- x9 T
. u. U o: ?% C- g8 c: R& B( z2 I, R
1 L, R6 d, D1 c: ?' ~
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your8 p4 z7 [2 p: S4 v* O
condoms in your car. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-3-25 21:34
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-3-25 21:47
