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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.3 H1 u9 b+ g1 O; z* w
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?2 N4 {6 v2 W+ y
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"( t* `8 K5 e1 A7 R+ K
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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7 R6 [) `, \9 X5 W0 U) ^.... and that's when the fight started. |
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