Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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) z& ^) R' P" \, G WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

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& ?) {; E. }, W9 L- L THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .

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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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8 G6 Z* h" L! ~' l8 f& | WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,


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3 a5 X8 y) J! d* } THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS


IMPRESSIVE..

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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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END.
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0 m$ v! ^% E& Z5 z& [: l THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

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6 f; R& q7 ?: n+ G8 e: @% d1 q THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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FAX!!"

織紗千影

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~