Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


( v3 B# |1 c2 J! z$ z THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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$ Q% z3 K. Q  G0 p; o4 \& ]6 M" X "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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" t+ M4 t8 {, t( z* b. p I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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/ K3 k& \( ]6 g7 L2 m WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,


"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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7 W/ u8 L3 N$ e" v) p  a+ B2 D, }$ R SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR


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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

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  h) K# X9 y, g" Z THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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FAX!!"

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