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An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. 3 }1 K$ E; i3 g* e8 F1 O! H
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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" c6 w7 r* I# mThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' ; A1 X$ \* y$ y
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.': W; P8 r' a6 F
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................% K( i* M7 C# D P7 k
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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' O' R' X5 J/ @'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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1 {2 \% C( I# f$ H8 k'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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