Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

9 Z5 {1 l7 _" g9 bIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
7 f2 G: l$ W9 A+ {9 w7 A; r& T" _If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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4 X1 b6 r7 Y# n4 ^& G9 h) XIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
# @& r/ b+ q+ Q! V9 TIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

- _1 K* e; z3 n* DIf you cry, you're a wimp.
8 P: _& u5 b& J& ~If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
8 J$ I9 Z3 B3 C' x! T; z" fIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
6 N- _2 _: G- ]If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
7 x' p: f& G! Y" f/ q% `/ SIf you don't, you're a slob.
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( x  O' `) Q" N, J0 PIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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6 m6 I6 Y; q/ p' m' F- r7 m3 yIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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: m# L5 _7 ~4 O# Y3 O0 |$ E1 \If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
, c) Y0 s) B! lfeeling sorry for the guys~