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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra / X; f+ a% U! S6 u; {$ f, X' C
0 x& o5 N `) h8 j$ W+ T" W5 z'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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# u, Q& d9 U* R! L$ @: s'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' t2 l+ V6 t5 o/ x, s3 P4 j
9 N" [9 n0 F) w# ^7 X: f& o0 D6 D& G, M" dbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '# @9 Y7 l; i5 p& k% {
9 S8 r- Z# k" L1 @- _6 L'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 2 o) p4 `1 e$ A
% |- M( Z, K* aI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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