World Hardest Riddle

冥顽脑袋

I turn polar bears white
$ j8 ~9 x8 C3 F$ g; A0 }and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
$ {  G/ a' ~! v1 O6 k. g% CI make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
7 K% V* N& N& Q1 I, @- AI turn pancakes brown
" F2 W1 M1 ~; B7 w: E! dand make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
  U- k+ s$ Z: X9 S3 _) }% ]If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

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Xbfeng

The best answer is: Time

小香菇

I believe the correct answer is no.

Dumber

What is this?

overtherainbow

HAHA ...WHAT A TRICK!

冥顽脑袋

The following bit is on the end of some versions of the riddle:

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.

. G" a/ m6 x0 O- |) tSo judging from that, the people who have been saying that the answer is "no" are probably correct.