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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”! v1 T. a# s- @+ j0 ^7 B0 i. I/ G- G
! U7 W$ l+ L. N! r1 @# x0 `* MAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”$ t" D# H6 M( N' Q
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( {/ R$ }7 K% A) Y/ t) M3 j1 _The scale says: Sorry, no change today# u, w! \/ Q- ]/ z/ Y: _
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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