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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?9 D9 t- I6 {! B2 b( r
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
! b/ O# `! r7 U# b When you are done you will have a place to live.0 |) }3 O4 K" B+ R; r- U* M
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?: |+ x ]/ a. `' D& W2 R
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
) H, V4 Q& f. YA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.1 A4 B- e" i" s% i
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
; E: B L/ z+ nA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.! G1 v4 S. Y5 v3 b& u1 N( p7 V7 h( O$ O
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?1 n* p* B" {7 e; ?9 \
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.1 v9 |( L* G5 E
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?) ]+ O' i6 S. u: o* j# A* [9 [8 _
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.1 v$ t+ q% A" M" I9 m4 L
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
* H2 g2 G" }* s- L+ \A: Their foreheads.' o j+ d5 j& ]+ S1 [$ ^1 ]
, W; d( l5 {+ f2 a0 IQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
. a& U0 e* e) M5 Y/ ]. H* DA: "I remember these." |
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