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% M- u: O6 W5 HWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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6 }6 N2 V$ F! {: l8 t, tToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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% M/ G8 h s. `7 y: t, S" X% ]% r+ XWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. & Y+ W: I3 [5 P- P+ @
! M0 Y5 a; m9 O+ @9 GIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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% Y5 f4 G! w7 s3 a% c. rOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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6 f# C+ f g) _4 ?- H" nA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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