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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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: \% ?1 M( w% eGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? ) y# i" B% K! ]0 S
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. , V& e4 r, \' c
George: Great. Lay it on me. ' q% [! o3 f% g( ]" {* o3 J
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
" h0 s1 i- {/ }8 SGeorge: That's what I want to know. ) G O5 o1 g" D
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
$ y! d% y1 Y& A1 a; V+ B4 MGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
, w4 r3 W+ h" @/ ?( o+ d4 kCondi: Yes. . ?7 P* l% E4 N/ B" K: s
George: I mean the fellow's name. " H* i- W9 U3 O2 O% L* _% a
Condi: Hu. / d; z9 A1 x: M/ ~/ z
George: The guy in China.
' R5 L6 B. o+ W" BCondi: Hu.
) j( T/ X- q+ K. Y6 m' BGeorge: The new leader of China.
9 ]5 y. ]# t( JCondi: Hu.
5 `4 |5 J4 x4 v$ P8 Q+ E8 ]: E; FGeorge: The Chinaman!
+ Z$ N4 ]) B( t- D# p8 J$ \Condi: Hu is leading China. ! L4 I- o, Y5 j+ d1 |
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? # F+ _5 v4 j; D2 l* H
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. ( L0 z# ], C; t0 L6 u5 n
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
2 \3 y) r3 j3 X! Z4 uCondi: That's the man's name.
9 J2 D3 B/ f; N1 Q6 q0 AGeorge: That's who's name? 6 x/ \% I5 L, |% v( Z/ k$ y
Condi: Yes.
5 o; j& |9 w9 Z; CGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
% x$ s# Z+ F: T1 W+ g- MCondi: Yes, sir.
! e3 X' W K, `1 ]3 |& ?/ E1 G, X' ?George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
y: o0 P9 d" [" M1 d6 K0 j, ICondi: That's correct.
" z$ R6 m% }) A o( YGeorge: Then who is in China?
+ S- p, @* R$ k& I2 v5 vCondi: Yes, sir.
1 G0 X4 }+ b3 i$ A* s" k5 Q+ aGeorge: Yassir is in China?
5 m' [$ k9 p# z1 i/ x' bCondi: No, sir. ( m9 u& b- y8 \0 o5 F% |
George: Then who is? 6 M& O) _; Q/ D2 h
Condi: Yes, sir.
W1 Q5 o3 F7 v0 o& Y' m& l/ jGeorge: Yassir? 6 s k7 z' R- E9 w9 }7 C
Condi: No, sir.
8 r) o7 P5 s T8 f( j5 _George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
) N( o5 T. A+ T, gCondi: Kofi? # q/ R) w) _# e. A& [7 [
George: No, thanks. ( i' i. \# p7 w. u! D( h: z
Condi: You want Kofi? - Z$ N* [) E8 i# f
George: No.
: ^* k( w+ d+ v- T% Z# N8 DCondi: You don't want Kofi.
: f4 P7 F7 q7 Y, S8 J+ C5 ?George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
+ @2 K0 ^9 \1 ?4 n0 x( D iCondi: Yes, sir.
/ H. k9 L* x7 C+ TGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
; J1 m" a5 X7 _. w e. xCondi: Kofi?
9 L8 x9 I0 q' Q% Z" ]. RGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? $ \0 x9 O- p; L
Condi: And call who?
, y8 B7 _# o% IGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? ( A9 n4 A% H! z. Q0 `9 e
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
; R" q4 e" F& ?! l' c- e6 j+ PGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! & H4 H# c5 T" _" G' j4 Y5 N: I
Condi: Yes, sir. 5 {4 F, t! A; O. i' m
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. * V6 {6 x1 l( Z4 Z3 J
Condi: Kofi.
1 g5 }' }7 U7 r$ {George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
( W) o! p6 o3 K8 a$ ]* p(Condi picks up the phone.) - V8 z- f8 ^9 ` s
Condi: Rice, here.
N% I$ D! B4 W: mGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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