Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:

  R/ G* Y$ Z& d8 _; Q2 k0 C1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

- F" h; L& P: t& v3 I" q) ]) c2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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+ i3 c6 l( d# o' K3 b  r. C3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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# F2 P6 }; M) u4 x: F* o8 ~$ W( L5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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( p7 v/ R$ M/ y/ N6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

4 \! o! g* m# _7 P, n6 y7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

) Q' I0 h7 y5 s# n- |10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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3 D. b0 F. {  a) C# \12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"