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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. " b; Q' W4 W. N$ H: Z h# e5 {. I
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'3 E' i. y/ V4 H! l7 e0 L( ]( D
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'0 T7 N3 t7 n9 x0 M: J
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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& ]" @6 h1 X$ }. m* kThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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9 ]" L. y1 `7 jThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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4 [( X; j6 f9 I# [ C4 QHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'$ i0 [; y" d; R, x1 I7 }2 K$ T8 J
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'! @# n& S! ? s
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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