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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 , }% u2 n0 ]& S) m+ X* i
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
2 c" Q8 o n! X. s# }" c% J' z' g Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa./ q7 ]) k, ^0 b+ \- f5 Q
7 U' g- s2 n4 } F 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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( J3 A" J% i$ q- f, d One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。2 H7 O0 Z" r; T; H) e0 v. t/ \( S
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.* |5 L1 D" D, _! Q( w. [
% f4 }1 Z0 r F5 x 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught." a; n3 G5 y7 C" |2 ~% O
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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! i/ Y1 }2 C+ Q5 @1 S% _ 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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. @1 _9 ~' P: L3 y. O Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. C3 j9 v0 j6 \; G. |
: s, p1 h u9 d: ] 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。7 t+ {$ B2 x2 u3 O. a: u
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.- f7 I/ t6 Q; y) p4 |/ x. t
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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5 k4 x+ p# S2 Y0 v- U Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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* K* @5 ^2 U$ `$ E5 r 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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8 ]; L7 R" h4 m: r Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.0 P, t" G( W, Y3 j+ y# b6 H7 r' q
9 b* Y4 L! T/ |7 Y- \, z, P 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.# d$ [. K$ k% |; c3 c' ^$ D* x6 k6 B
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。6 b1 U1 B- n2 Y% R5 g/ k- v
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.) I n, C( J/ W& W' t, g
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。+ n, b9 [* _" M L% u& H$ q
% B7 O' y5 \, E1 c+ M4 a$ D There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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2 L' I& Q5 g( a; m “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。* t/ d- W) {, U# ^
0 f% @0 f. `* Q0 g4 i “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!) e7 t8 ~6 A8 R, w ]
; V7 Q1 o! n; a F: g" {5 c 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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+ P5 ?, F$ n( _! v God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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0 Z, H# @0 M5 j$ T' v/ ^ When two’s company, three’s the result!7 d2 D) B5 i, e" A- j
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!* i- ~, u0 o" y9 n0 X4 g
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.1 k1 E& H3 B: ]" q* f
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。$ u- R3 k4 K( Y3 G' l
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.3 U7 H+ K H$ d- S# _
( a# b* w. U) k! V The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn." m @/ U7 t# L
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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