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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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" R E( L5 V+ j6 @% Y3 LQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ( ?$ [5 j' ?8 y) O. x% Z# c
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? / s$ Z2 N' H4 t
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 5 R2 d; E- H% ~9 O0 J1 i F/ {
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? / |4 R$ I. a# s5 ?1 g. e* J
A: Your car. , x0 y- X# p* F$ s/ m+ ^7 n
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
$ h$ z% e+ u, s- N! N' OA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 0 C) y# K( P1 C: |" ?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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& [# p' q: A; v2 C1 nQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
2 d$ W: G; t: E6 }# A/ bA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ( j5 j. m2 t) A |( Q2 ]+ Q* f, \) D; i
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
- r0 h( S1 M! P( y2 [1 QA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. " W: Z) v9 o# H8 q1 d
5 _' g. u! j( W4 f3 DQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
# i- r6 ^. }5 @$ ]% a5 g1 iA: The color. 5 D L% x" B5 l2 X" h; H; x
9 x J6 Y5 B p3 V! kQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
$ D( G7 M6 t3 DA: Heavy psychedelics.
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) j2 p# `9 m( _- J YQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? - E" }: }0 T" _# r, T
A: Carry loaded weapons. . ~/ _: E" Y$ X1 B5 q5 [# h
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
( A- y& b4 A4 k UA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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