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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. . g& I" r/ s8 G7 R
# }% l: g" n N" T" T2 X# `4 t- ?Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 1 H; r" d7 w3 m4 o
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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4 X$ }& g2 j1 U6 qQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
- P, k. s: e' q c% vA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." * k9 X2 u) B! d5 o, F& E$ X
) v, U% D, }0 O" Y4 N0 {+ c% YQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? $ T# l, e2 ~% k0 N8 R& @$ E% K
A: Your car. / w+ i/ G" ]9 M
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 2 g: q- l' x* U5 |1 E$ u3 Q) s
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. ) [# N; k3 J) @* b9 X1 X: d9 t2 [8 ~1 k2 i
1 y9 G* b) l: }$ }Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
# R% D! Z. }( w5 lA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 5 {( T& [8 M; \+ @( d0 e& M, h1 G
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ' S/ a8 }5 D4 r5 o: O6 k
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 8 W1 k" W* {3 Y
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 2 D3 w3 p; g0 C* K- ^ |- R
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 3 S$ _6 S& w7 w5 `* C8 V& n+ V
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
. W6 g+ B: f- ^5 P% e7 wA: The color.
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$ i$ t [, p' Q7 n( K( VQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
/ Y+ [- \1 J6 ZA: Heavy psychedelics. ) f6 T9 _& A) s; k- _
1 |7 e6 r( Q$ n' o4 |9 ]# GQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
$ ?$ y( U" e: J" Z- VA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 1 |$ k* T6 T: H9 c# J' v
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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