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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
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George was brokenhearted. # g: N! o, b! m M. e
2 }' F6 M* `+ [' B; u) oAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news.
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, w; Z# M1 N) \5 t8 Q"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." 9 I& m5 ]1 |! k' c$ a( }7 s
5 Z$ H* y6 M* mGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. ; u2 B0 q6 z1 ]0 T) V8 d& \
$ {" W# L4 W$ W7 `"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
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$ f' ~' V. }6 E6 o) q% ^6 ]"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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