10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
' t7 j* l1 u/ |6 H+ n0 Y3 c+ L! p2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
2 T/ J( P# g6 I- d3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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, p3 u$ I; ^! X6 H* \4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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4 Q; y. [, X* o9 P5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
2 k/ {' O4 c2 s0 D) }6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
# B& {& r& ~: q- X7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
, ?2 B% x  u( J  U8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
9 b" z' v7 i$ m) S/ o* C0 K10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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. `' ]5 {5 q8 m8 z) n6 \' `Grass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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- [# b3 R9 g8 k2 z, q/ p% V/ Aare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


; O- z; J/ J8 _9 c, x& |7 y3 d"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
" `1 C7 L) ^% W: ]"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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