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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 ^* h! R4 m' j' b2 y% Y' j! jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb8 r$ O0 {# j( e# q. \
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ U: j0 K5 \" l9 z1 S/ ~+ Hthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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" M# X! ^" N* `: W6 e5 ? The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
, R# ~" C; V- [$ X% G( | he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The1 r' Z7 l8 o3 o7 Z
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
! \0 O$ x2 n. g& U' p# B! Sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,! c$ J, H% U# R. O6 [" g: \
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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" b5 H5 y3 u8 C, T' L% q This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 c1 V% [: q* a, Bthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. - \# P% |& r& e' m, S

7 ]# K! V; K) S* g8 }The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's/ Y! @. b9 l+ i  c' h1 w7 `+ N
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'   R$ p$ ]4 l& t$ N( W" p# T7 F5 q
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; k4 c# N+ _2 ^pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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& R1 j8 ^3 L  A  THe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with" u! S# o0 z: M6 b1 V* J
three legs, and comes down with four?' 9 {, M2 T7 ^; Q: s- q) U/ x( O

; V& \  }* Y8 F$ F) I* kThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- ^/ B9 [! ?3 T$ L  }. w5 _4 ^references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
" T4 n" s* S" P0 A1 `9 ^3 Kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour5 Y( V/ {+ ]3 R+ p1 {. e/ K
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and8 ^% n- A* ]) H7 o& k3 [2 D6 i
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He1 E( Q$ v( k1 ^" d
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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7 e) u* A  U( Q& u/ e0 G# L  {. OThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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老柳教车
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!# _$ O# a5 {( U# K, u1 ^( Y! W8 o
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the' E0 {/ r* ?0 P5 Y7 B0 u7 X
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* a. e7 M6 ~8 c0 x5 f6 n1 k>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 }8 ]8 P% k3 u- H( n0 C>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the : O6 }( v1 ~4 a& Z. \  V& I
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
9 p# r0 s% ]7 i3 Z, L9 ^. a0 E3 D>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research * r+ S; h' ~; _2 r: a% X) i7 j* F5 |
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 b2 [8 H, u- h+ M% U: y4 g0 G>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more + l1 I: ~, ~0 p/ Q- B
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ _/ p9 i: v7 K) T% r>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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$ g0 x1 V; |( S' c) K" Q; S" i" H& D>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's " @* D: N/ {" l0 p) D
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
2 R- S; ~' A$ U# K/ g>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ( h2 q1 @; A# [9 p) E
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a! C0 s2 x4 O: R, I* B
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb  p1 r( J# J6 a/ G5 O: l# C
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ {- T; Z, c1 }7 n$ e/ {4 j9 Q4 kthe newfie would l ...
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- T1 R3 s, O5 ~: f  R4 V8 }5 P6 E+ v' j" D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:2 H* i8 C2 ?" S5 W
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“," O) Y5 E! P/ t+ ?9 x2 A
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 `: E) ?& _) U1 r' ]9 j9 a加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 w% P5 Q( @& N9 y" p6 w真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:5 V5 j& i: y# e
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,; y$ b% W6 V# ]- h! ^6 h  L7 L8 Z
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

! p' v2 S$ V7 ?真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 4 r$ F! N3 V1 Q7 C5 o/ s  v  T# u+ E

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全盘接受一下。

7 e% B/ f' h# \; `真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 0 _8 O. g7 Z0 H5 w6 C! N' x2 N6 h  O& @

+ m4 y5 |* Y4 k! S真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. b7 H+ f3 _" ?& Z* a* j加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ( }6 B3 R1 }5 K9 {3 r8 N) m* ~$ o
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 % o; l% R' i$ U9 c

$ A# ]" A' W0 i+ w4 n大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?( i; z3 s! K1 M, j  R- Y4 g( P, T
大学教胖还差不多
$ |! A4 s  m( ]7 `  Y( _  W她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 . R6 i- u% l# H* J' g
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ I2 K% z  Q6 }  N0 N$ ~紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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