Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

8 ~: A( i* J, Z! Z- H$ S. i4 YAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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' H3 o3 d2 X6 m4 }% x'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
) Y# _3 O( {0 \$ g'For reading a book,' she replies
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2 e# ?9 E2 y1 d' }3 ]'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
( A; J! j$ D3 [6 X'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
# }! J1 }' e6 j8 J- ^'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
0 B/ c# V/ |+ g* D  N! G7 `7 p 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
& ?0 R! S) z7 f9 L" ]* m'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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9 _- e5 @& K  X( J5 V  j3 D7 N+ W'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

7 e" r8 L2 N' R! J( {[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

) j6 }  d5 }7 ~But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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4 t( w9 G" K2 C[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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