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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...( e1 v4 B) v p9 P- p- }" q4 @
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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$ h7 d" R9 I: b) X/ I+ @3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.& d( G# E( [) A5 Q. r% ~
. X: q, r/ {5 k2 e5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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- g( e/ E5 G1 {: p6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.( S5 k5 r; a# t8 d* ]
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.6 Q6 Z8 T# H% R
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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+ D+ p+ m0 s( I' b2 ?9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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' U, z' m: ^$ L. e10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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3 I& o) J; y1 S$ |12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.3 c5 I0 _7 U( [% m, [7 V- g6 w
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.1 I! P$ P0 J% d7 X5 `/ E
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.* n2 C) [- l* C" L- K
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.; h" N9 I( c; [
d( w5 l% U8 q% `' q4 i22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.& L# Q: s) Z0 ~
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.* f7 s1 O2 [! Y* q. J% Y$ o8 g G
?7 [4 ~" z/ t' M! g25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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