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This is not a new one but in English this time.1 }- K: v- R8 n
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I was a very happy man.3 S$ s B2 O, g0 D- Y: {$ q
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
" X$ S) z3 K$ O7 \; `There was only one little thing bothering me...
* H6 V' E9 i; {8 HIt was her beautiful younger sister.9 a; T5 x; a% @1 ]+ A) \' m* d6 T
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
7 B$ I9 e" {' _( F/ g1 }She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
4 g- {0 b% W1 n2 ?; j% o9 s! y+ ]$ tIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
/ m0 T! }' _# A. p8 l; {) Z8 Y( nOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.2 a* P4 w# G) B9 d" ]; f8 r+ [
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.2 b+ q3 @" G6 F, U2 S) W- {
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.; ~! W# r, k: `0 I
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.- y, q$ e/ ]. z" Y
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'3 k, T3 ~; N$ p$ [( t
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.7 ^ ~- M4 ]/ `) ^7 p/ L9 V
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.8 G, m: [1 B5 F% |
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
( l& a; k/ u7 p. ~0 pLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!0 g5 O- h2 Z r* P$ O0 ]4 P
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.% G2 k$ W8 J+ V$ I; ]! B5 c7 u
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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+ E1 b' c0 ?( G4 [( T q* I1 eAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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