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发表于 2009-3-19 12:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'
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With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
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Dear Dad: # ^# u; M1 I' B, ?
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. + o( s6 u/ G: ]! I- q
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. ) ~, n/ s/ D6 A* P
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
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Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
( u; c# w1 u. ]0 {8 |+ NIn the meantime we will pray that science finds a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
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7 k  j! _. J( I. ?Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. 0 I+ @. P7 n- U

; x! b, h. Y  ELove, Your Son John - ^, ]% O: G7 u2 w

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PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. 5 \+ `- Z' e: \* b. ?3 \( G
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I just wanted to remind you there are worse things in life than the Report Card in my desk drawer.
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9 z" n4 S% {$ `8 }- BI love you. 0 ^, v* b) r9 c3 _3 \! y8 I- b
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Call me when it's safe to come home. *
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发表于 2009-3-19 12:12 | 显示全部楼层
haha.
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1 ?1 T; O( s! Z) _8 y, n+ tThe first part of the son's letter is so appalling.
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发表于 2009-3-19 12:25 | 显示全部楼层
John 应该把编造这封信的聪明才智用在努力学习文化知识上
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发表于 2009-3-19 13:14 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2009-3-22 12:15 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-3-27 08:49 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
这个好玩
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发表于 2009-4-1 17:37 | 显示全部楼层

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原帖由 yj438yr5kr 于 2009-4-1 18:37 发表 0 I; Z3 s+ x8 D  l$ F2 z
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