Bed or Cake

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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
. L3 a) `0 \  i) u> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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7 Q! M) X' a+ K6 p' V0 m> HONEY,
9 G6 {+ X% O) n: i. b> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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6 g. |) h/ v9 H; l4 E  P  u" T> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
5 b' L3 P# |. s5 D> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
1 S/ \' q5 m7 Z- U4 ?5 m8 [# w> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
, |1 O6 K: ]7 e> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
4 M- U+ C0 Q8 b& k" u, m3 h> I DON'T THINK SO.
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4 Z% r7 v! R2 f- M$ {- A9 M> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
! O* ?& O! ?8 J" S> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
; Q" I/ \2 p0 I6 o> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
1 E$ a7 t' c+ Q: b> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
' d% [4 V2 g: W& Y  v1 x> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
+ `: U  o0 Y2 j, M+ |' h4 W> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
>
6 b/ s) b9 D6 k# E> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
# P- [! R5 N, r6 {, x> WANT TO FIX STEPS
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
0 S3 j# V: i$ V! w> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
# S  b, L8 |4 C. ?& C( t- V> I DON'T THINK SO
' a4 F, w4 \, @! M> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
) V; N' {2 n: M& H* j' L" U$ W> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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/ G8 U1 O" |$ \; S- a> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
# ?8 F. J! \1 r+ y> TO GO HOME
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" ]1 v3 A8 b- V% |* ~8 ?> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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$ S' A+ W; P1 K* x# Z( E1 N' i6 M> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
- z; S8 p0 j, t+ |8 D: t; S3 r> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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! G3 S5 q. z; ?9 K$ r> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
1 x3 Q* k) Y2 o* v4 x( I* b. Z> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
7 E/ C7 U/ B0 Y8 }# {> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
) W+ Z$ |7 }% z( X> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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4 c( V0 h2 K& c> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
>
> HE SAID,
1 p; T- s* i; L8 h> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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0 H8 z, W+ n2 D5 q; ]. E; ]> SHE REPLIED,
: M2 A1 B1 c4 A6 G' Y8 s5 I> HELLOOOOO..
1 m* T; p$ r4 d# T: ]' J) u> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
' |8 |! W. e1 R, `/ N  }# v; f$ b4 t! _> I DON'T THINK SO!

失落的我

Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.