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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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* ]; y5 V6 D# qI want to live my
4 G1 T: o% u4 r, L6 Vnext life backwards!0 G: D; F7 x. b  P2 x& x
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home1 v7 m9 I) w5 x$ \
feeling better every day.7 M) V5 ^' {: U; K* p, Q

3 l4 u. ?% q- a4 o! d2 `% v* wWhen you are kicked out of the home! n  p. Q5 Y! j' y8 E
for being too healthy, you spend8 |' ^9 r* d7 k. G/ N, c
several years enjoying your
0 m: Z4 t  ?4 \6 s2 qretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
3 i+ J" X8 y( o# Z$ E- Zyou get a gold watch on your first day.! ?! }) a1 [" V9 N$ u5 l2 S

. R' M6 h9 [: }( {You work 40 years or5 ?. c6 L" V3 k, Y
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon9 `( R- Q8 x; t) V2 K+ r2 z; A
you're too young to% a9 h2 @8 Q$ Z  \- S1 I
work.6 g( R( _1 g- ~3 B/ @$ v& a

" P7 O+ f1 h' h6 e# R$ USo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,& Q0 C0 r' A! }$ e" R' q7 h
and party.9 N3 C7 @* c$ B& O$ }+ g& `

7 c% ?# O3 G8 XAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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" ~1 o$ A( P8 QYou go to elementary school, play, and have no9 X7 C* A; P0 s- p1 ]4 U
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
% j$ P7 r/ U+ d; g3 D6 reveryone runs themselves ragged9 I/ n. M* p2 f( l& W& g1 l
keeping you happy.- m$ p$ x/ N" H7 A( \

. }# u$ w% M6 T+ y6 XYou spend
7 O8 b8 R; D$ r/ K- |% n  Hyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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