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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?: T _2 D% H0 {+ }9 |
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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5 u7 Z& h3 T, pOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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0 V- B: j! b8 \+ dWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ) y+ K4 s4 r! o0 }, i2 x
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. ( ?( M: C8 I. j. ?) a& Q
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure! t5 `1 b0 P4 \0 W
) Y9 A0 D4 x$ U6 |- s7 w5 ~Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 1 l+ n9 h3 E* h2 q9 g
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”- e* v( q" @. r1 ~
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!” e9 ^, Q) ^7 Q) i5 Q$ u
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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