The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
/ X2 r# `: p  A( \3 q   home at $7000 per month.
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    My grandpa started walking
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    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
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   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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; I: e7 i; R8 C    I have to walk early in the morning,
7 c) y5 G! Y- v8 c$ R    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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   I joined a health club last year,
3 _, }1 _; `% c( ?" u    spent about 400 bucks.
% v1 {7 z; V; q" [* E  E    Haven't lost a pound.
3 E/ Q2 F6 U& M' ?% s) n( x    Apparently you have to go there.
  
7 d+ p4 _2 z" ?  l8 G; Z   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
& u9 G. }& B! i9 e5 @3 X   I do have flabby thighs,
  k, K6 t: S* E+ T/ @: u- U3 u    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

    The advantage of exercising every day
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    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
) F$ o, ]1 C" m- A  start with a small country.
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& n( j/ R" u# G& r/ C, ~8 C6 K   I know I got a lot of exercise
: V$ i- A+ I. }8 j/ L    the last few years,......
8 W( Y7 D$ `4 k0 g    just getting over the hill.

  We all get heavier as we get older,
4 O- x/ o0 N& b' ^    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   
   AND

5 `: O) _# o: B    Every time I start thinking too much
8 W2 @- j4 O( ]7 w! c6 U; ^. o$ y     about how I look,
3 B/ Q0 V9 s3 C: f4 V    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
; {8 N5 ]9 M! D& B    I look just fine.