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: ?8 J& ?* h7 m H2 rRedneck Yard Swing/ B8 O6 Q; y( t m# ?
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?5 {' a; S9 h% [: n6 w! @, C: K
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."8 g3 F# F5 g" g
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# l3 O1 ]0 f7 h' v$ C1 j Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
: K1 h# J- \9 U6 ]3 I It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo9 ^3 ?/ p c. A. e% I
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
6 \1 O# o* t) \( R5 E2 { 1) The DNA is all the same
# W. U" U; f1 d' k- B$ b 2) There are no dental records6 U: g# u; l4 S# f# {
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& {3 A% Z) o" K c! S/ g/ ^! M# W Who invented the toothbrush?
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
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" v# X p" a$ C o A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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Redneck Wheelchair
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1 B/ C: V g7 V6 P5 P0 K Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?) C; j1 K" m& ?5 o
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'7 c2 d' W* o$ A8 u- s) q: P5 b
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8 h9 J) q6 \! U$ ^( U* l7 n) r A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck). `. S' Y2 a6 M" u0 Z- J; M3 R
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