(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
5 B- z# y! I& `) j' ?$ j. G前台小姐：“hello.”
" w8 V: A& J( D% ^  G& w老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
+ {+ W% U4 Z1 [/ i老外：“can you speak english？”
* i6 P6 r8 ]# T7 y; M& _" u前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
, T2 N0 u, Z1 P4 o老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
* `1 a/ l8 y! ~3 x  Zcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
- N* M: N5 s9 I! t1 B前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
+ ?) l* E+ U# M# S9 B老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
0 G; j* @* w, |1 p7 s( m. z( W- {前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
3 r5 c, G4 g, o0 Z3 U# O冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？