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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew; x9 I5 d8 c8 ~4 z
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
# O* q/ |/ S" Q2 F' D6 E" l6 Idecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he$ [" \6 x* W. x) `9 r' G
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked5 O1 Z, C, ^5 M- x1 M, T9 [3 Y
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
( e# H' S8 _( g+ g# p3 y1 E0 \I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,' @! X7 S4 r# n0 w
except... ahhh... never mind."
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"Except what?" the man asked.
\8 Y3 z8 H& H R+ L; e9 @ "Nothing, nothing."$ g: F; |$ Q2 Q6 N/ S5 c
"C'mon, tell me!"# ]& A" K" v7 W) L* H4 p" h
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."* h; W' Q* S( |0 D
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.1 j8 F9 x) \: _' m
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
, b& ?; e+ }5 g8 X4 K% j6 D* B9 b So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
: X7 L( |* ?+ f' W0 Scarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very9 A; ^$ u! h& V" R
ordinary-looking black dildo.
# ^: e/ F4 U5 S# ~/ A( W; i" q- @ The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?". Z3 J! C# T$ k
% W) a, b7 r9 ~) I8 i" I The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old; R* q' f6 u- A+ f7 x4 C
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."+ z6 ]; j) o# }6 B; Y
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
, D$ r; \# }" S9 T \screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
& g+ h4 H$ {* I2 cdeveloped down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said, ~, @2 ~! r9 a8 n7 G
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to" W* ^5 N, b2 q7 N v/ `6 j% h
the box and lay there, quiet once again.# d/ A3 z: ]$ b2 j8 ^) Z
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it5 R9 K/ ?" n+ v7 M$ R8 S3 j
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took: M/ w7 W4 p1 d' z/ p+ R
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all ) x) b/ W2 x" u6 e! d9 }' B
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
( f# \6 A; ~6 Z9 f6 Z1 x( t5 |satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone., l0 n7 E5 e( j% ]% o
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
U& ]3 ^3 h1 B8 v/ N: f9 Z0 wthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
, n' r- n" ? I6 ?3 Aremembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
& a" m# V" p& l! i"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
7 a, J$ c2 F; ^* vgreat, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
; ^1 A: t' S4 G) @7 T+ o% i/ fdecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
- S# C- j) P2 S1 X: @* L7 |$ }& G; shusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it! h8 u& g, O( P, f6 k% |- ~5 b# X3 R
6 |* _0 ]$ Z) T, u She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
; d- O3 o2 t& b! P9 n5 c( Wto get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick# ]9 `! f3 m9 z/ l3 K8 U5 Y
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.) n! H& U6 {$ B5 \( P
1 I% j* y7 \/ y3 a. u& p Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive9 W7 D/ ^3 v" O2 {7 H2 w, H; C
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming$ C( K E& x. p
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next2 n" M+ K- q) m" N6 ]
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
0 z& I) t- A/ t- R. yflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
1 _, t; S6 }$ x3 t2 L" l0 ~! Cmuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
4 \, H8 A* ], G) {5 D0 ?1 {hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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|9 x. [( r! ]' I( ]# t The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
) O* s8 N" Z7 i6 a& {lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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