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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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0 J" S5 j- o: c+ y8 T, vAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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; z7 r) M' p3 [5 O6 vThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.9 m6 X- g! j; u7 V
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition., L" i5 A) L, Y
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.6 ~1 [% B* h+ a1 {. X q& x3 k
, n9 v2 d. V2 u+ @/ B+ n) M8 yThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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( H# n2 |- {. Y# r/ j2 [The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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