埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 1924|回复: 2

爆笑英文版三字经

[复制链接]
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. # S+ a: v1 S1 _. `! n
性本善:Sex is good.
; z* x8 T& C; V$ i# _5 x( ?+ x8 E% [性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. * e6 i3 a( m" a  K, ^$ E
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
7 _* x4 M4 B" F/ N; }苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
6 j* G+ J8 s3 Z0 ]+ k% ^7 o& N# [性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
. @+ S( c; u9 ~( x$ H. j
4 t7 G) l' a* X( r7 i5 M1 q1 s8 \$ B8 A( M) M( _' L& a7 `
教之道:The way of learning it 0 g6 {% e2 N# l
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
. G% t0 ]; Z7 l- H5 S
9 M* T$ n# L1 O6 Z昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
) {3 j7 F" B* l9 K) [择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
( o" U+ h9 f; M# O. i& `8 S3 D) h% F6 @, o* P
子不学:If you don't study hard, & |* v' P6 T; G* Y+ [9 m/ T% J: Q
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. % \/ [0 h6 U6 K$ P* \: J

% ]7 C, V- q" z- K; i2 r窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
) o4 i* S3 G7 |: r+ R- Y6 {7 |& t有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
; }: t2 H8 C+ \; ^* d教五子 All his five son took it 0 f. `$ `6 |3 n+ R7 y
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ) p4 z6 H7 Z0 Z) w
# l" i+ {7 [; J4 @3 f4 D/ i
养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 5 v* I( j# c" R9 Q4 |2 ]2 P" y
父之过 It is all your fault.
7 `/ b5 b" X) v1 C; C) k$ C9 |教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
9 g# e% o: m0 j. \6 Z! E. Q6 s师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
3 {& w/ r$ O4 E) d* C
$ ^5 V5 {* V! T/ L$ \8 @子不学 You may refuse to study this
% l' L( p; X! L/ _非所宜 but that is a real mistake + J- L$ k) r6 K) t
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 4 N4 V6 j% D( X5 e1 z5 l
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
% M, ^+ A" Y- W
% ~# I* U8 Z9 `" ~" C. a, J& V玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 9 ~1 [5 T& I) J- d) n+ C; M  \% ^" {
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
" K! u; m4 r0 X9 U* `" g& L3 H人不学 If you don't learn sex, - A9 z+ F4 r" |, t
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
理袁律师事务所
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!3 [4 ~. |) ?$ }- _
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2024-11-26 23:55 , Processed in 0.224311 second(s), 13 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表