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发表于 2020-5-3 16:32
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"We discovered a new virus," says the warrior.! t. b# ^' b# n+ w% |, Y
"So what?" replies the Statue of Liberty. "It's only a flu.") g+ Q" O* Y# R5 V
9 |. h$ Q% o6 o$ N- u2 {& n$ A uAs the warrior issues warnings about the virus and counts off the grim milestones in China's outbreak, the Statue of Liberty replies dismissively with echoes of Trump's press conferences in which he played down the severity of the illness.
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"Are you listening to yourselves?" asks the warrior as the statue begins to turn red with fever and gets hooked up to an intravenous drip. t O' r* _! g' ~9 j' ~; J
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"We are always correct, even though we contradict ourselves," the statue replies./ `- @. {1 I: [1 M$ w9 l, M
"That's what I love about you Americans, your consistency," says the warrior., O$ M2 q6 B6 B( c$ n* I5 c
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