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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash& W% |- {; H( P
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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" H- y8 Y* I, b# HThe Man Song
. u( [. E) }0 u( s+ w by Sean Morey
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2 r \/ ^- o% x& f4 bI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
- C Q: x$ H. ~1 B4 n% B0 ZI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 0 Z. o0 d* ]9 X
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".. A7 \& P: N0 ~2 J
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
. u, R5 k4 A0 E" o3 vAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
4 j$ z& [5 I9 K5 x9 W2 H JThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
9 U% J6 U( i8 i) [: b7 |'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.0 ^( W9 Z7 p- {( K
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.; i" E) @9 ^, t! x
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.* K: ^1 g1 z/ n- k0 F3 } Z, V
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.# F1 t2 \1 B, J( ^- K, T
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.0 O0 ^% l7 m7 O& D, z
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
) E& ^ l2 n5 C8 B& e& aAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.4 N M4 N& d7 s; a9 {
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
+ M- g7 |5 u- KBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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