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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : * h. D7 I2 \* p2 o" O f
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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% G# U: Q0 b3 ]0 t% U7 Q8 {Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. 5 X! J" S/ w! F2 `- m5 d( }
$ t! ] ]$ y5 H& ]0 l; kIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
) g& Q% P3 l/ H" A* [! l1 amake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. . A) P. U ]. V5 k
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 7 f9 }3 P9 p/ Q' E$ z
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..# w! Y% R5 F! @) R' }: H6 i! `
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 6 e: }' T( A, _) W0 x
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. ! O9 T6 j, _- Y3 A
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Shave armpits and legs. W: ?) D& P/ N
/ K# R. v7 x* F6 B' l2 nTurn off shower.
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5 Q5 s1 u' p7 |0 v- l. dSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.. \. c" A8 Y! x$ V: `
/ N1 Z- o1 g7 e+ f7 E) N. iSpray mold spots with Tilex. 0 z0 _+ U7 c/ q% u6 I
2 ?: A7 D4 j6 A6 j7 @9 HGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. - V X5 J0 t# e- X) `7 h, d
8 P$ `9 q$ a- z1 SWrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. 2 h2 q3 T( L2 t0 i$ w* |
" ?! w/ T& U! }If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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' R! i# I" f8 ?- k- h0 FHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: 1 K& s' v8 Q* L% U
" T" r' Z4 P* _( u6 A# TTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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Walk naked to the bathroom.( R8 r! d5 G1 {" M* D
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. ; T) L7 l& b( ^/ c
$ P+ V2 @! b. v m' e2 [Look at your manly physique in the mirror. ( v! {: y$ R, O' k
7 c# d Q, N* g$ Q* ~, kAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. 5 J. I7 }; f, k9 d$ r7 u) d
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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( Q" w' I, b. D( mFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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. M, ~# J' L- g( _Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. 0 ]8 M2 L+ [( U/ r% u+ q( D+ T
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 0 Z' Z$ k% m, \$ p% E3 [5 W" x6 q, }. A
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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5 R3 C# |: q; Q' R: d7 iRinse off and get out of shower.
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Partially dry off., d/ [7 }- Q1 I# R% A* h) J/ |% F
/ R- w' Y: V9 h( F# d+ IFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. 8 q) t) d* o3 V
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Admire wiener size in mirror again. % @# W& {' O+ c) W% v7 Q, _! K. w
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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0 }" g" N- O7 h7 yReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. * s0 e: H6 r# z4 V
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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