Thank you letter to "TIDE"

小叶子

Dear Tide,
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  l" z* s0 Y7 l5 X0 L( cI am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.
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One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief!
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* E8 U' y( m  a2 LGoing through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product. Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

lington

The author must have been well paid by Tide, haha.

简约

so wut happend?
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三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-3-14 10:28 发表
The author must have been well paid by Tide, haha.

! x8 n2 V( t6 d" B* tactually, altought the the countless detergent products on the shelfs might dazzle your eyes, Tide stands out for its good performance and reasonable price, at least based on its branding. I guess sometimes the ad went too far to be real, and that is where the joke came from.

三思

原帖由 简约 于 2008-3-14 17:19 发表
so wut happend?
How did the husband die?

the wife killed him

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-3-15 18:51 发表

the wife killed him

And used the Tide to wash off the blood stain, and she wanted to thank Hefty as well. Hefty produces tough bags. The poor man might be bagged and then dumped... Woman is tiger.

klmn536

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