Logic

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If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
/ Q4 ]5 ^* M0 a0 Fif your father-in-law is a poor man,
$ j/ ]% E9 G3 k3 @( }it's your stupidity.
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# q3 ]! w" t+ R2 II was born intelligent -
+ M3 m+ u  t3 L4 H% B( E2 v% |education ruined me.
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! y1 [2 G6 X+ mPractice makes perfect....
) x3 [1 A3 c& O4 E) D4 Z( P% vBut nobody's perfect......
6 x% j2 T8 F6 ^- }4 fso why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

  d# t( R8 a1 j- v9 o7 T5 PSince light travels faster than sound,
  u3 ~  y; Q; w. N. A1 `. O' d0 l" dpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

( @  W2 M/ \! G3 @Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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0 a# \- X8 Z# p8 [/ aOne should love animals.
They are so tasty.

6 m1 q: R4 Y9 P+ q7 P& N8 gBehind every successful man, there is a woman
: H+ r* A2 n/ n% wAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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8 ^% z3 Q# C$ L% p) X1 NEvery man should marry.
, \8 N  V7 k3 B  ZAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
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! ^2 F; z4 z4 D) AThe wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
* ~/ g( w" ?- k" \# f0 tIt brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

, e! m/ z9 Y( `2 QThere should be a better way to start a day
  H, {6 Q/ y+ j$ P0 X8 C) W! s3 RThan waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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  c# B. T+ o+ l2 o$ y+ @' V: J"Work fascinates me"
+ Y* C; Y$ o5 O$ LI can look at it for hours
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8 n0 i3 X6 Y! pGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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1 T; e! {, a) b$ P6 E2 V' ~The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
& ?5 W& A2 ^0 `: e% gSo.. why learn.
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0 |' V7 T5 Q# J2 l$ F% J  z1 SA bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
) Z, g9 N+ R" {7 w1 e- ROn my desk, I have a work station....
0 Q% E9 I; ^7 J( swhat more can I say........
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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
, p& [! R  a  ]love it ^^