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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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& w* k: _2 _# @( JYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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4 j% p, n/ l5 ?9 k9 N. UWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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- H1 u7 w+ X+ C/ B. w0 KSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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