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An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. " [' F- ` j5 c9 ]- G5 T3 T6 e: U
6 M! A+ X, i$ }4 w'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' ; [7 V) |+ P: A0 O! f
4 `5 l" H% ~/ [5 n'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'5 h/ e2 N: O- G0 \" F/ z: d! I
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
; f/ r w* C o+ ^. X" F(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' 5 F, y/ Y2 q& N5 u/ H7 X8 x% h a
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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8 ~* k8 R2 B* N2 P4 ~Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' $ L F. ]4 S7 i8 i |$ L
* n! H3 R3 i9 u3 X" b+ M'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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