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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Believe it or not.4 _0 E+ H( `. ]6 {; X; b: ?

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$ V) o* B# ~" Z0 G" x" MNo wonder men always want to be inside women!

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legs of a woman....
0 n8 a' C; P5 k9 L1 d0 ^6 s6 UWhy?0 G# e' M  I0 R, ~) ?% {$ m

$ l2 N0 Y8 |. }0 V- fBECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...5 r- G9 _8 w% s% m( g, A& g+ r! y

; o' G* H2 ?/ t8 ?; i1 p" HI never looked at it this way before:

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2 T5 z" y, c# S: BEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN tal illness
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MEN strual cramps
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a

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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.  o0 v+ N0 U, R! l3 M. X. ~

7 b2 r& ~9 a7 p0 z- RSend this to all the men just to annoy them
  
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Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....0 p% B7 }' t% }9 I
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老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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