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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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3 z. I4 s4 z1 ~' U/ W* [3 WThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." & E* S: N+ O/ k- c
+ z9 S$ Q k/ ^- N gThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. ( j4 |- K4 E- X) {3 {
: q; \4 {. U r% u& oThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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: b, T. Q- B8 ~7 V: ?2 X( gSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. ! @8 T" X$ F3 u6 o9 A) y: c8 M/ H+ G5 q
2 ?" G# Z- e& m4 P3 iAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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发表于 2008-5-21 16:12
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