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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
1 A0 z8 y2 N3 Q% e3 E# I2 Jshe might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called8 \2 G3 L- Y i& [1 G" d8 o
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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: |: Q3 w3 E3 ^The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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2 b9 f# c2 }* C; U* N, \+ t. \Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
7 ~( h( m6 v7 H) M: Tand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
# z2 G5 |3 `5 |! w" C" @+ ?go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response." k- g |; A! u' P) T! R% P
?* @8 f7 `& h) x# V& TThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
" \% n( Y2 A P" m3 L) f$ mden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.". @* B. S" B! D# C1 O
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?") ~1 d+ h" M4 A4 l I2 T$ b( M9 j
2 J+ y; i/ {: `* N4 S2 \No response.0 \% }; m$ o- r' q+ E
( c. y9 e- Y4 h* ?8 k% W a; [1 BSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and& P2 @! t4 i; t% V8 i/ ^
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"& p( W2 y* c' G2 |, _% {' a+ b
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Still no response.: x4 s9 c N& g7 M
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife5 f+ p4 ~: `+ ~. O) V1 A7 B q
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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) s% k3 U4 O9 d! N3 Q1 M8 iAgain he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's 5 [* \# [6 `7 ^ i2 T7 d# ?/ N
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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, r8 j2 t; }: {1 H( [4 T* ]# ZSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?": M% \' Y E7 W4 _. x% O
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' A7 |1 J8 I6 A* | ?$ p"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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