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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat./ }# H: K7 d6 O. c4 v/ v; {6 d
" G( D3 C8 }9 _5 g1 UThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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& ?; [1 F7 U" Z* @The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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2 @+ [) ?; B* m# D- |' @$ gThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.2 g; T; |( r8 \! G* z
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.1 m* t' ~1 Y+ u
0 k+ o& j W1 c8 v: c$ T$ qBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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