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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
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The Cowboy says: 5 t. U& D( S6 o; e# e: E
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.: x+ q* i9 p$ m3 B4 r. d
" A! v2 p" R( F0 u$ v7 J0 r$ V0 \We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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2 D5 W" p/ V* @, t; D+ BThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
% ^1 t, p' M1 L2 sThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'9 B2 s! F+ }- k( T
# y A) \& s) Z- M: ?Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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